Everything we bought for Boble
We keep the receipts. Boble keeps nothing. Here is both: what it cost, when it arrived, and what Boble made of it.
Receipt
Number of things14
Average per thing€32
PriciestOak scratching post
Boble's favouriteCardboard box
Spent in total€451
Thank you for your purchase
Follow Boble
He posts none of this himself. We do that for him.
The windowsill, ten o'clock
The box, again
Right on the keyboard
Fourteen hours a day
The stuff
Odds and ends
Cardboard box
The best thing we never paid for.
€0Food
Chicken wet food
He hears the lid open from the second floor.
€33Odds and ends
Clumping litter
No protest, which is the best we can hope for.
€16Food
Salmon dry food
Eaten. Without enthusiasm, but eaten.
€37Furniture
Oak scratching post
Used as stairs to the windowsill. Never as a scratching post.
€112Food
Cat grass
Eaten. Returns on the rug.
€7Toys
Feather wand
The one toy that works every single time.
€13
Grooming
Grooming glove
He thinks he is being petted. We let him think it.
€15Furniture
Window hammock
Approved after two weeks of suspicion.
€47Grooming
Claw clippers
Two claws per attempt. That is the ceiling.
€11Odds and ends
Water fountain
He drinks from the tap. Always.
€69Odds and ends
Ceramic bowl
Nice bowl. He pushes the food onto the floor anyway.
€21Toys
Laser pointer
Fun for four minutes, frustrating for the next sixty.
€9Odds and ends
Carrier
No comment. Only noise.
€60